Privacy Policy I can’t believe I gotta do this dumb shit like I’m some Corporate Cheesebag

Who we are

Our website address is: https://ggxer.com. if you haven’t figured that out, my condolences.

Comments

In time, if you really feel the need to comment, I will set up an email you can fire off your missives.

Media

Media, Schmedia!

Cookies

If you leave a comment(You won’t) on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page (Again, you won’t), we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

TL;DR: I’m not tracking you, i have no interest in your web data. Swearsies.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. Chances are, I’ll just post a link to the site in question instead of trying to hotlink it(do the Kids still call it that?)

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Again, They might want your browsing data, but I could care less if you’ve recently viewed Goat Porn.

Who we share your data with

Nobody and No one.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment(You can’t), the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

Boilerplate bullshit. you can’t register obviously, but if you send me an email, i might keep it to read, and the contents might be posted on a future post. that’s not a challenge to make it as deranged as possible, just an FYI if you write something endearing/thought-provoking/batshit insane enough.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

I’m not looking at shit and I’m not keeping shit. You’re not getting an account on here.

Where your data is sent

Nowhere. I don’t give a shit about your data.